Oh Yeah...
I'm going to rock your world here. Seriously, I am about to drop a major bomb on you, the likes of which you have never seen.*ahem*[GM]Dave is not a good person.I know, I know. It's more than you could...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 1
Oh where do I begin?The chosen theme of this week's posts is "The Times I Made Susan Angry."How I'm going to pick out just seven of the many, many, MANY times this has happened, I have no idea. I have...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 2
Men, oh you silly, unprepared men, I am going to try and lay down some excellent advice for you.Know your audience.Your girlfriend/fiance/wife wants you to know what her most intimate thoughts and...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 3
Susan and I have been together for a very long time. Sometimes, it even seems like we've been together forever.I mean that in the nicest way possible of course....Over that time, we have become very...
View ArticleEmergency Intermission
Okay, I want everyone to calm down and take a breath.Inhale.Exhale.Now that we've taken a moment, perhaps we can discuss this rationally.Yes, they are going to raise the level cap in FFXI. Yes, the...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 4
Okay, so Susan was in labor...Yes, this is a story about how my wife got mad at me while she was in labor.Now, you're probably saying that this is nothing new. You're probably thinking that every...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 5
So what have I done to make Susan mad in game?A lot of people have written me messages just to ask that question.I mean, I guess I get it. I spend so much time in game, I must have done something to...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 6
So one of the things Susan's friends like to do occasionally is to get together and play party-style board games.*ahem*Yay?I've got nothing against party games as long as that party game involves me...
View ArticleAnd Then Susan Got Mad... - Vol. 7
This one... This one happened not too long ago.I've still got the bruises.Susan and I were up and getting ready for work. We'd both been working really hard lately and we were very tired. Our daughter...
View ArticleI'm Back
Wow.This... This has been an interesting week.I've been working on a sort of project for you guys. Kind of an addendum to an idea I started a while ago.See, a lot of readers (A LOT) have sent me...
View ArticleOkay... Here's The News
So, I last left you with a major cliffhanger, telling you about some big news.I then went radio silent for a bajillion years.Now, this was not an act of laziness on my part. I am totally cool with just...
View ArticleSeriously.
Some people have suggested that my last post was an intricate April Fool's joke, that this was some sort of prank I was pulling on you.Really?Seriously?Does that even seem like something that falls...
View ArticleWhere were we?
Oh, yeah... Private servers and Wow and shit.Gotcha.Let's start with the whole private server thing. Pretty much since I started the blog, people have been sending me e-mails about the dreaded private...
View ArticleNo
No, I am not spending all of my time playing the Beta for an awesome new video game.No, this game is not the most awesome thing in the entire universe, so much so that I am seriously thinking about...
View ArticleMy Daughter Wrote This
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View ArticleSo...
I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror. As I gazed at my reflection, I realized that the face looking back at me wasn't my own.That man in the mirror couldn't have been me. His face was...
View ArticleThank You
I just wanted to thank everyone who sent their support for us. It was all really appreciated.And those of you who sent small donations and apologized for not being able to send more, you needn't be so...
View ArticleNow... Where Were We?
Okay, apparently, I was getting ready to do a whole thing about WoW and private servers and shit.Let's roll with that. Why the hell not?Because I absolutely hate myself, I made myself a list of shit I...
View ArticleOne Step Forward...
It wouldn't be a lie to say that I spend a fair amount of my time defending gamers.Given the generally negative stereotypes applied to my people, I find myself constantly quoting statistics and figures...
View ArticleZOMG!
Holy shit! Have you guys heard that the new Xbox 360 Kinect is on sale NOW?!Seriously. You can go right to your nearest Walmart and buy one. Motion control, a new menu system, new games.Did you see...
View ArticleRandom Thought
Have you ever seen those shirts that say "No Blood For Oil"?After the robot apocalypse, those are going to be terribly ironic.
View ArticleWait... Nope, not dead yet.
I'd like to thank everyone for the messages they sent. I will try to answer as many of your questions as possible.No, I'm not dead. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.I've been sick, but...
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Time Flies...
So, if you're reading this, you're probably familiar with everything that has been going on since Susan got pregnant.I am writing this to inform you of the birth of our baby daughter.Now, some of you...
View ArticleDun Dun Dunnnnn...
Hell of a cliffhanger, right?When last we left our plucky hero, his wife had just unexpectedly decided to have a person fall out of her months in advance. Said person was incredibly tiny and incredibly...
View ArticleAnd...
And we're back.I don't suppose you'd believe I was having router issues this entire time?No?Dammit.Susan has been yelling (literally YELLING) at me to do an update and let you guys know how everything...
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